EuroFashion Criminal

There is something to be said about European fashion, and it isn't very nice. For three weeks, my senses have been assaulted by incredibly short skirts, horrible see-through tops, denim-on-denim combinations, super-tight pants, boots that match nothing, plaid capri pants for guys, and the worst offender of them all: the sandalboots. Incredibly, a woman I think was Italian managed to combine most of those egregious mistakes into one ludicrous ensemble, and therefore inspired this picture, which showcases her sad lack of good taste and even more glaring lack of self-awareness or embarrassment. The lady in question was wearing a white t-shirt, ultra short shorts (much shorter than those depicted) with red and black suspenders (I swear this is true), a ridiculously huge hat, and the notorious sandalboots which, in her case, were black and reminded me of something that was in style when the Roman Empire fell. Mesmerized, my girlfriend and I kept staring at her while she shopped, and then I decided to immortalize her in a silly picture. Not as silly as the way she looked, though!