Halagan said it first, and he said it best: this movie sucks. I had the opportunity to watch Pathfinder last weekend (for free), and the film was as awful as I was expecting. The movie is not only relentlessly boring, but it's also uninspired, unoriginal, and plagued by clichés. In fact, my friends and I started a little game in which we anticipated what was going to happen, and we were "rewarded" by every single one of our predictions coming true (just like Halagan said in his review: boring and predictable). However, we were all well aware of the quality of the movie before we started it, since I had already told them about its new official name, Crapfinder (thanks, Hal). I think we managed to watch it in its entirety only because we were having such a great time making fun of it that we just wanted to keep going. So yeah: avoid this graceless movie unless you're in the mood for some bad cinema.
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Crapfinder II
Halagan said it first, and he said it best: this movie sucks. I had the opportunity to watch Pathfinder last weekend (for free), and the film was as awful as I was expecting. The movie is not only relentlessly boring, but it's also uninspired, unoriginal, and plagued by clichés. In fact, my friends and I started a little game in which we anticipated what was going to happen, and we were "rewarded" by every single one of our predictions coming true (just like Halagan said in his review: boring and predictable). However, we were all well aware of the quality of the movie before we started it, since I had already told them about its new official name, Crapfinder (thanks, Hal). I think we managed to watch it in its entirety only because we were having such a great time making fun of it that we just wanted to keep going. So yeah: avoid this graceless movie unless you're in the mood for some bad cinema.
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Crapfinder...a friend of mine in Valencia told me to go and watch what I knew (And I'm no Rappel whatsoever) it was gonna be a piece of shit, so stinky and fluffy as for instance, "13th Warrior" with a superb performance by our beloved Antoniouu Banderas. Crappy movies, bad directors, poor scripts...there's no other way to waste money??? Just give it to me!!!
Oh, man, does it suck. It sucks sooooo hard I couldn't believe it when I saw it. An hour and a half of movie felt to me like lasting as much as the whole LotR trilogy. And I'm talking Extended Editions here.
I hope you and your friends are okay now, Fel. Do you feel alright? Does your head ache? In my recovery process extensive brain surgery was required...
I actually think The 13th Warrior is way better than this abomination. Man it was shitty.
Noooooooo !!! ¿Es que a uno ya no le pueden quedar ilusiones?
Joer, que mierda. Menos mal que no puedo ir al cine, pero ya no esperaré con ansia el DVD.
"El Guerrero Numero 13" es una pelicula mas mala que pegarle a un padre con un calcetin sudao. Una mierda como una pianola.
Las videotecas del mundo entero deberían quemarla para salvaguardar a las futuras generaciones de tufos como ese.
PD. PUBLICIDAD: Lean mi blog, leñe. Por cada visita, la ONG "Niñitos harapientos" destinara 0,25 ctos de euro a la construcción de una fosa septica en un barrio de chabolas en Darfur.
A mi me gusto el guerrero numero 13, que se podria haber hecho mejor, esta claro y que es un tanto incongruente, unos salvajes que viven en cuevas montando a caballo...pero esta entretenida.
Por raro que parezca, estoy de acuerdo con Nash en que The 13th Warrior no es tan mala. De hecho, es una buena adaptación de la novelita de Crichton.
The 13th Warrior está en mi top 5 de mayores truños de la historia del cine. No puedo con ella...
Hahahahaha. Tell us how you really feel, Jorge ;)
Las 5 peliculas perores de la historia....Crash, los inmortales 4 3 2, el guia del desfiladero, creo que la 5º no es por mucho que lo intente, que lapeli se podia haber hecho mejor esta claro, pero no es mala.
Y, de repente, Nash se ha sacado un jugosísimo nuevo post top tenístico (aunque no tenga que ver nada con el deporte) de la manga. Las peores películas de la historia.
A hacer listas, gente.
Lo de hacer un Top 10 con las peores películas de la historia es una grandísima idea, aunque me parece difícil. Anda que no he visto basura cinematográfica... ¿Cómo puedo ceñirme a tan solo diez? A ver qué pasa...
Totalmente de acuerdo, Fel. El proceso de reciclado de basura que vamos a tener que llevar a cabo va a ser cuando menos muy exigente.
Por cierto, ¿quién pone el post?
Siéntete libre de calzarte los guantes de látex y la mascarilla respiratoria: tuyo es el honor (como tuya fue la idea) de remover la basura, a ver qué "joyas" sacas, hehehe. Ya comentaré...
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